Granny's Almost Garden

I almost had a garden this year. Earwigs resumed my salad. Lobsters confiscated all my zucchini and other flying insects share several sunflower. Gopher leveled a line in an afternoon. Enjoyed a healthy salad. I received a meal of peas and beans help of one. The products we ate cost me around six dollars a pound, but the relaxation of working in my garden with grasshoppers hitting your head is priceless. The niece has a baby last week. A cute puppy is not trained. Now I have to be careful when walking by step through the house. E 'was bad enough when I had to get a pooper scooper in my garden. However, for the room? Training Fido has become a family project. Accident Clean Fido seems to be my field of expertise. Conveniently no one notices or seems to be around these critical times. Last year I inherited the task of cleaning the parakeet cage. Then I fed the bird and the water changed. Not even want to sit on my finger. Ungrateful birds! Fido suspect leans towards this type of behavior. Barks at me every time I come home, but if I'm cooking, his attitude is completely different. What is wrong with goldfish? Make these beautiful animals. Stay Mass. swim in a circle and have a short lifespan. By the time the novelty wears off, they die. Personally I have always wanted a miniature horse. Cut and fertilize the garden and is a good size. They do not need a big barn, and they are cute. If you change your mind, have no resale value. (signed practice Granny) Granny Marge has just published his book of humor "in the second place, an officer of his grandmother. She is director of the library in a small town in the northwest and turned 62 this year. You forget a lot so if you repeat, please forgive.